• No one ever calls shotgun when they are boading a school bus.
  • If I live to be 100, my 100th birthday will fall on a Saturday. That's a pretty good incentive to stay alive 70 more years.
  • I'm pretty sure at some point I will be considered too old to be drinking Mountain Dew. I'm not sure what I'll drink when that day comes.

Commercials: Don’t Give Them a Second Thought

Sometimes it is best not to think too hard about certain things.
For example, it is best for me not to think about why I bought a new $18,000 automobile without so much as kicking the tires, yet every time I go to the grocery store and buy eggs I go through painstaking lengths to inspect [...]

The World Needs an Accounting Sitcom

In the Spring of 2007, NBC rolled out “Andy Barker, PI,” a sitcom featuring a CPA that moonlighted as a private investigator. The main character, played by Andy Richter, filed taxes by day and solved mysteries by night.
The show was a watershed moment for accountants everywhere. Until Andy Barker, mainstream television had largely ignored the [...]