• No one ever calls shotgun when they are boading a school bus.
  • If I live to be 100, my 100th birthday will fall on a Saturday. That's a pretty good incentive to stay alive 70 more years.
  • I'm pretty sure at some point I will be considered too old to be drinking Mountain Dew. I'm not sure what I'll drink when that day comes.

US Auto Industry Makes U-Turn, Embraces Fuel Efficiency Standards

The Summer of 2009 is shaping up to be a bizzaro version of 2007, especially when it comes to the US auto industry.

Feds Should Seek Corporate Sponsors for Post “War on Drugs” Era

With “fight,” “war,” “battle,” “struggle,” “throw-down,” and “confrontation” all officially out as possible ways to describe America’s anti-drug efforts, the country may find itself unable to simply name the problem, much less solve it.

So, now, the Government not only has a drug problem, it also has a marketing problem.

Obama Looks to Teachers to Save Country

If you see me in the near future, and I appear to be stressed, please excuse me. I just received word from the President that I am one of the most important people in America. In fact, our President says the future of the entire country rests, at least in part, in my hands.
I know, [...]

Introducing…IRS Form 1040 (Schedule $)

Although it hasn’t yet been released in its entirety, President Obama’s 2010 proposed budget – which checks in at the tidy sum of $3,000,000,000,000 (zeros included for dramatic effect) – has already come under fire. 
Among the most vocal detractors are Republicans and other pesky “rich” people who now face the unpleasant prospect of parting with [...]