• No one ever calls shotgun when they are boading a school bus.
  • If I live to be 100, my 100th birthday will fall on a Saturday. That's a pretty good incentive to stay alive 70 more years.
  • I'm pretty sure at some point I will be considered too old to be drinking Mountain Dew. I'm not sure what I'll drink when that day comes.

Silver Hawks Find Promotional Inspiration in Plumbers, Mustaches

The South Bend Silver Hawks celebrate Plumber Appreciation Night, among other wacky things, in order to draw people to the ballpark.

Hot Rod Arms Stall Greenville Drive

Bowling Green, KY – Minor Leagues, Major Opportunities Game 1
One mislocated fastball. That’s all that stood between a trio of Bowling Green pitchers and a no-hitter on Monday as the Hot Rods opened up a five game homestand with a 6-1 victory over the Greenville Drive.
Newly minted South Atlantic League All-Star Chris Andujar dealt six [...]