• No one ever calls shotgun when they are boading a school bus.
  • If I live to be 100, my 100th birthday will fall on a Saturday. That's a pretty good incentive to stay alive 70 more years.
  • I'm pretty sure at some point I will be considered too old to be drinking Mountain Dew. I'm not sure what I'll drink when that day comes.

Wanted: A Few Good Tourists

As the economy continues to falter and factories across the Midwest close their doors, many small towns have been left scrambling to find new revenue streams. This search usually leads to tourism, which has suddenly become an economic holy grail for many struggling towns. And on the surface, increasing tourism sounds like a nice quick-fix [...]