Top 10 Ways to Make Your Taxes More Exciting
Admit it. You’ve been driving past the poor sap in the cheap Statue of Liberty outfit for over a month now. It didn’t matter how hard they waved that foam torch or how many free hot dogs they offered, you still drove right on by. And you probably laughed as you did.
Uncle Sam, the Statue of Liberty, and You: What Could be More Exciting than A Tax Ménage à Trois?
Now it’s come back to haunt you. You’ve only got 48 hours to finish your tax return. But, there’s no need to panic. Completing your 1040 can be fun, assuming you follow these
Top 10 Ways to Make Your Taxes More Exciting
10). Start by penciling in your desired refund then work your way backwards
9). New IRS singles line allows you to date the agent who will audit your return
8). Depreciate your spouse
7). New W-2 forms report the amount of hours you’ve wasted at work checking your Facebook page
6). Demand that the IRS allow you to use Viagra in lieu of extensions
5). Set up a carnival booth at post office on April 15th: offer to guess the age, weight, and gross income of all last minute filers
4). Round all numbers to the nearest million
3). Mail your tax forms to Iraq, challenge George Bush to go find them
2). Complete multiple returns, hope for multiple refunds
1). Offer to show the IRS your stimulus package
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